Book Description
Few places on earth can rival the road for the sheer multitude of morons to be found there. Packed with hundreds of photographs, maps, and illustrations, this book will enable you to identify each species of moron before they crash into you. More than you ever wanted to know about morons like the Common Tailgater (accidentus frequentis), the Redlight Runner (stupidus colorblindus), the Western Snowbird (octegenarius forgetfulus), and the Leadfooted Imbecile (licensus suspensus).

About the Author
Michael J. Marin is widely regarded as the preeminent authority in the field of moron research in the same way that General George Armstrong Custer ranks among the foremost experts of all time on the subject of living peacefully with Native Americans. (Too Dennis Miller for you? Ever heard of Custer's last stand at the Battle of Little Big Horn?) In other words, the author of The Illustrated Field Guide to MORONS Driver's Edition doesn't know squat about morons, and he'd like to keep it that way, thank you very much, because it really does take one to know one. So what would possess Marin to risk becoming a moron maven? "There's just so much material to work with! he gushes. Now you can share his enthusiasm in the form of this comprehensive field guide to the morons you're likely to encounter on the road or in the body shop. Highly recommended by insurance claims adjusters and law enforcement professionals everywhere.