Book Description
Big Purple Undies is a hilarious book of comic verse for every woman to enjoy in every season of her life. A great gift of laughter  for yourself a friend, sister, mother or any other special woman in your life. Enjoy laughing at the true story put to verse "The Dancing Dentures" about a divorced Woman's first single night out when by accident her false teeth get flicked onto the dance floor. They ricochet down off the disco ball, straight down the collar of a dancing stud, enjoy laughing at her desperate ordeal to get them back without him noticing? In another based on another true story "The Hormone patch" where a husband doesn't know he wearing his wife's hormone patch on his bottom all day at work by mistake. Don't miss enjoy reading about the consequences thereafter. "Big purple Undies" Is the desperate prayer of a 40 year old single woman who puts a pair of undies on the end of her bed and asks God to fill them with a cute Mr. Right even if he is "Bald as a coot, and jiggles a lot." Dream about owning your very own male ironing fairy to help with the house work complete in glittering pink tutu and ballet shoes in "The Ironing Fairy." Cringe as you read "The Spammogram" all about one woman's yearly visit to the doctors for her Mammogram appointment. There are lots more to choose from including "When a mother leaves home forever" and "There's nothing like a bar of chocolate", "Do the hokey-pokey dance again mum" and "what have you done today love"......to name but a few. This is one of those books you can read over and over again give yourself a real gift, the gift of laughter!

About the Author
Suzanne and Louise Kelman are a writing team that also happen to be sisters. If that wasn't unusual enough Suzanne lives in the USA, Louise is in Western Australia. They have both been writing for a number of year but this is the first "comical book of verse." Born and raised in England they started writing Christian Musicals together in their mid twenty's before they both emigrated to different countries. They continued writing separately for a number of years until they decided to team up and release this book. They have a unique way of seeing and enjoying life that you will relate to and enjoy in their book "Big Purple Undies"