MILLIONS OF PEOPLE THINK CHILDREN ARE THE CUTEST,
CUDDLIEST, MOST WONDERFUL, SAINTLY CREATURES
IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.

THESE PEOPLE DO NOT HAVE CHILDREN.

THEY HAVE NICE THINGS. THEY COLLECT FRAGILE POTTERY. THEY HAVE CANDLELIT DINNERS IN FANCY RESTAURANTS. THEY GO TO MOVIES. THEY HAVE WHITE CARPETS.

PEOPLE WITH SMALL CHILDREN HAVEN'T BEEN TO A RESTAURANT WITHOUT
PLASTIC SILVERWARE IN YEARS. THE LAST MOVIE THEY SAW IN A THEATER IS NOW
ON AMERICAN MOVIE CLASSICS. THEIR HOUSE LOOKS LIKE IT WAS
DECORATED BY PEE-WEE HERMAN.

BABY'S FIRST TATTOO IS FOR THEM.

For years parents have been buying baby books to document all the precious moments in their new baby's life -- Baby's First Tooth, Baby's First Haircut, Baby's First Step. What have been ignored for too long are those "alternative" precious moments that really should be written down, celebrated, and remembered -- Baby's First Projectile Vomit, Baby's First Tantrum in a Crowded Grocery Store, Baby's 10,000th Dirty Diaper. Otherwise you might forget them and think of becoming parents once again.

Baby's First Tattoo: A Memory Book for Modern Parents

FROM OUR EDITORS

Jim Mullen thinks that the world has its fill of parent memory books that offer slots for baby's first word and first burp and first brilliant discovery. Believing that moms and dads want more than the gooey highlights of their toddler's daily routine, Mullen has prepared an alternative scrapbook for true 21st-century parents. Baby's First Tattoo includes lists that every caregiver can relate to, such as: "Restaurants We Never Go to Anymore"; "First Irreplaceable Heirloom You Broke"; and, of course, "Oscar-Winning Movies We've Never Seen."

FROM THE PUBLISHER

Millions Of People Think Children Are The Cutest,Cuddliest, Most Wonderful, Saintly Creatures In The Entire World.

These People Do Not Have Children.

They Have Nice Things. They Collect Fragile Pottery. They Have Candlelit Dinners In Fancy Restaurants. They Go To Movies. They Have White Carpets.

People With Small Children Haven't Been To A Restaurant Without Plastic Silverware In Years. The Last Movie They Saw In A Theater Is Now On American Movie Classics. Their House Looks Like It Was Decorated By Pee-Wee Herman.

Baby's First Tattoo Is For Them.

For years parents have been buying baby books to document all the precious moments in their new baby's life — Baby's First Tooth, Baby's First Haircut, Baby's First Step. What have been ignored for too long are those "alternative" precious moments that really should be written down, celebrated, and remembered — Baby's First Projectile Vomit, Baby's First Tantrum in a Crowded Grocery Store, Baby's 10,000th Dirty Diaper. Otherwise you might forget them and think of becoming parents once again.